A this version by me will be available soon……….
The wasy i proposed girls……..until then read this……
Warning: Resemblance to any character living or dead is purely coincidental. Author does not hold any responsibility whatsoever. Read at your own risk.
A guy likes a girl and plans to propose her. He goes to consult some of his gurus. Replies are as below:
P 2: Have a FGD in boys’ hostel and identify the variables. Now make an exploratory questionnaire and ask her to rate these attributes on a scale of 1-5. Now do factor analysis and find out the factors. Prepare a final questionnaire and ask her to fill it up. Do the analysis and you will come to know whether she loves you or not. (And he did it). Then go and propose her. If she tries to say anything, you ask her “Quite Please” Earlier years I use to propose on behalf of guys, but now due to lack of time and theme system, I have stopped. May be if time permits, I will start it in the future. P 3: Weather is bad today. It may rain. So wait till sky clears. By the time, Go to page number 412 question number 213 of “Love ke liye kuch bhi karege” authored by love guru and try to understand it. You will get the solution of your problem. P 4: It’s like this; in G2G (Guy to Girl) context the power rests in the hand of girl. So you ask her to issue a tender. Then you bid your proposal. You never know on the day of bid opening you find other lovers of that girl, waiting in the same garden. So quote your best proposal and pursue it aggressively. P 5: This girl’s tips I have given in the last class. How to propose her friend, those tips I will teach in the next class. In today’s class you will be presenting BSA on proposal layout, and scheduling. P 6: By and large, first tell me you want “a” girl or “the” girl. Have you done self exploration? First find out your anchors. Then align these anchors, with your values. Your values do not change so is your MBTI type. See whether your values match with her values. P 7: What Amma!! All Big words. Tell me the name of the girl amma. I will go and propose (Profound propose amma) P 8: Please enlighten me. May be it is my ignorance, I don’t know how to propose a girl. I believe because of influence of many western companies we are loosing the indigenous knowledge of proposing girls. Anyway, take her to Kerala and gift her 1 KG of Tapioca, she herself will fall in your arms.P 9: Proposing a girl is highly technical. Let me codify it for you. First you come out of your shy ego mode. Then use your antenna to send her signals. If her antenna is strong enough, she will catch your signal. P 10: First ask her WHY Love? Then keep on explaining her till she says yes P 11: See, the logic of proposing is very simple. But you have to be very very careful. First you do a literature survey, 25 research articles on proposal minimum. You can take help of your friends and acknowledge them but they must contribute significantly and genuinely. Now you prepare a draft copy. Everything should be in one paragraph. No bullet points. Then you explain the conceptual framework of proposal. Then do an empirical analysis on how many proposals were successful and you see the efficiency of that girl whether she reacts instantaneously or she takes some time to react. Look at Beta, sensitivity of that girl. If Beta (sensitivity of that girl) is high then it means girl will fall in love with you (as returns are higher) but you may land up in hospital as risk is also higher and vice versa.
P 12: S e e ……….f I r s t………….. appreciate ………….h e r ……..then ……………pro..pose P 13: Love per se means nothing. First you should segment the market, then target a girl and have a solid positioning with clear PODs and POPs. P 14: First learn how to propose a girl in French. Calculate how much environmental waste will be saved because of your love affaire. Start a program to save environment. She will be impressed by you and will propose herself. P 15: Feedback. Keep on asking her for feedback till either she suicides or accepts you. P16: It’s a question of inter-temporal choice. You do not propose today in the anticipation that you will gain in the future by getting a better girl. But if your future outlook is not very good then you might as well propose today. You might also consider options and swaps also because it is a question of futures.
Its like i am all doomed……….
i am sorry havent getting any time for writin posts…….
this all exam stuff……keeps me quite busy……….
well tomorrow i have my “Principles of communication”
thats sounds geek to u………haha
wll thats the same wid me that sounds geel to me toooooooo
i had my net connection not workin all yestrday….it is sooooo lame…BSNL..
the backbone or watever thay call i call it BULL-SHIT
i dont know wat to do.. today the 10th CBSE results are declared..
My cousin got 88.5 %
and still her parents aren’t satisfied…
arre bachhe ki jaan loge kya..
dude chill she’s just a little girl or itna burden…….
well gotta go………
but it think i’ll be writin good posts only frm next month
kya karein exams hain..
ghar wallon ko bhi to dikhan padta hain ki ,i study…
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Just Right click on the song you want to download.. and select Save Target as or Save link As….
and save the file…
the file will be in a .php format u may change it to .mp3 or may even play it in .php by selecting any media player
|Humsey Hai Jahaan|
|Hum Laakh Chupayein|
|Tu Andhere Mein|
|Hum Sey – Remix|
Mistakes People make on adsense
Earn without any funds…….
thats the case with me….
Make a blog……..
go here blogger
on anythin u wnt and make it interesting……
add a lot of content……….
i mean quality content……..
then go to adsense…
and just sign up for them9u cud use ur google ID)
then copy the code they gave 2 u and put it on ur blog…..
and thats it…
u start earnin…
ok if someone comes 2 ur blog or site and clicks on ur ads the u get patd
anythin between 0.02$ to 1.3 or more each click……
and beleive me thats true,,,,
coz i have read stories of people earnin in thousands each month…………
so go now and click……..
hi i just figured a few ways to easy earn from the internet… its a good thing if u have a lot of time.. and have low cost net… well the lost of sites i selected are as follows… bux.to
i spotted out that bux.to pays the highest…
but do check them all..
all u gotta do is just sign up for an account…
and click on ads..(surf ads) and u get paid 1 cent for each ad..
. also u may go to some offer and get paid even more…
u cud earn a few dollars in few days..
do sign up in more than one….
i havent been writin my own thought all the way from a long time…….
well its raining here .. and as i m writin the clouds are roarin all da way…
i am in my room and cud clearly hear the sound on raindrops falling on the marble floor in the verandah…
its gettin cold in here…
actually i havent yet turned on my A.C.
and atop it all i finally have cold…
it is some alergic stuff…
i get cold just at any instant and also the next day i am free from it…
i guess i’ll hav to live wid this cold thing..
well it was my paper ..exam as we say today..
EDC… i know u wudnt get that,,,, Ele. devices and circuits…
that electronic and not electrical…
i guess its all same for u but it matter to engineering student
well i cudnt actuallly study as i had mu elder sis whi come from delhi and also my Buaji’s son….
thats my aunt preferably..
my aunt’s son.. comin my home
my all preparation were just one day…
well i will pass for sure but not wid gr8 marks…
so its still rainin..
and i am sneezing in my hanky..
its all wet actually..
i m doin so many spellin mistakes…
may be i m tired…or somethin…
i wanted to talk to all my girlfriends… i havent talked to any for long….
i now u must be wonderin by now… that girlfrind stuff…
they are just friends.. not lovrs….
hahaha indian mentality
i m realy tired last nite i slept only for 4 and a half hour…
i was studin ofcourse…
this blog is lookin like my personal diary…
well i must leave or my blog wud just be filled wid this post….. all over